Due to a technical issue the Metal Express online store is temporarily down while our IT gang works to restore it to full working order. Please bear with us while we sort this out (most likely by putting a Luches Political Officer in charge, as they always get things “right” even if they have to apply their standard issue 300,000 AMP shockstick batons to tender portions of the human anatomy!). We’ll post an announcement as soon as service is restored!
“Now, whose idea was it again to hire the ASP Technocracy IT Company as our service provider again…?”